Quotes Your Father Would Never Say

These are things my father would never say.
“Can you turn up that music?”
“Go ahead and take my car. Here’s 50 bucks for gas.”
“I LOVE your tattoo. We should both get new ones.”
“Here, you take the remote.”

What would your father NEVER say?

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