If you’re looking for the rights words to say on someone’s birthday, check out some of the funniest birthday messages I found courtesy of BirthdayMessages.com:

- Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
- To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
- Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
- Money’s tight, Times are hard, Here’s you friggin birthday card

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- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
- Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
- You are only as old as you act.
- So many candles… so little cake.
- Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.
- We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
- Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
- You’re another year older and another year wiser, So put your brain to work, And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.
- Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
- Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

- Happy Birthday you old fart.
- You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
- Another year, another new place thet aches.
- One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
- The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!
- It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
- With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
- I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
- You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)
- Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

- An old fart is as good as a new one.
- You’ve survived another year. Although you’re older, it’s better than the alternative. Congratulations!
You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
- Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
- There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
- The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
- Another year older, none the wiser.
- Happy birthday to you, You live in a zoo, You look like a monkey, And you smell like one too
- Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
-Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer to your death day.
-I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

- Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency, like if somebody should ask how old you are.
- Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
- I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
- You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things, like presents.
- You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Bday!
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
- May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
- May you live to be old and toothless.
- Smile while you’ve still got the teeth, Happy birthday.
- So many birthdays. So few candles. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

- Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
- You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying!
- Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
- Men age like wine, women age like milk.
- Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.